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/* -*- Mode: C++; tab-width: 8; indent-tabs-mode: nil; c-basic-offset: 4 -*-
*
* This Source Code Form is subject to the terms of the Mozilla Public
* License, v. 2.0. If a copy of the MPL was not distributed with this
bot.personality.guessPrefixes = ["I guess ", "maybe ", "probably ", "I think ",
"could be that ", "", ""];
bot.personality.guessActionPrefixes = ["guesses ", "postulates ", "figures ",
"tries ","pretends ", "", ""];
function initMingus()
{
//XXX You should add the owner(s) of the bot here. You can do so with a
// regular expression which matches their hostmask, like so:
// addOwner(/rginda.*!.*@.*netscape\.com$/i);
bot.primNet = bot.networks["libera.chat"];
load("DP.js");
CIRCNetwork.prototype.INITIAL_NICK = "mingus";
CIRCNetwork.prototype.INITIAL_NAME = "mingus";
CIRCNetwork.prototype.INITIAL_DESC = "real men do it with prototypes";
CIRCNetwork.prototype.INITIAL_CHANNEL = "#chatzilla";
CIRCChannel.prototype.onJoin =
function my_chan_join(e)
{
if (userIsOwner(e.user))
e.user.setOp(true);
};
bot.eventPump.addHook(psn_isAddressedToMe, psn_onAddressedMsg,
"addressed-to-me-hook");
bot.personality.dp = new CDPressMachine();
/*
bot.personality.dp.addPhrase ("I am " +
CIRCNetwork.prototype.INITIAL_NICK +
", hear me roar.");
*/
bot.personality.dp.addPhrase("\01ACTION is back.");
/* dp hooks start */
var f = function(e)
{
var catchall = (e.hooks[e.hooks.length - 1].name == "catchall");
var answer = "";
if (catchall)
{
var ary = e.statement.split(" ");
for (var i = 0; i < 3; i++)
{
var randomElem = getRandomElement(ary);
answer = bot.personality.dp.getPhraseContaining(randomElem);
if (answer)
break;
}
}
if (!answer)
answer = bot.personality.dp.getPhrase();
if (answer[answer.length - 1] == "\01")
{
if (answer[0] != "\01")
{
if (catchall)
{
var prefes = bot.personality.guessActionPrefes;
answer = "\01ACTION " + getRandomElement(prefes) + answer;
}
else
{
answer = "\01ACTION " + answer;
}
}
}
else
{
if (!answer)
answer = "I don't know anything";
if (catchall)
{
answer = getRandomElement(bot.personality.guessPrefixes) +
answer;
}
}
if (answer[0] != "\01")
e.replyTo.say(e.user.unicodeName + ", " + answer);
else
e.replyTo.say(answer);
return false;
};
/* first hook added is last checked */
bot.personality.addHook(/.*/i, f, "catchall");
bot.personality.addHook(/speak$/i, f, "speak");
bot.personality.addHook(/talk$/i, f, "hook");
bot.personality.addHook(/say something$/i, f, "say-something");
f = function(e)
{
var subject = e.matchresult[1].match(CDPressMachine.WORD_PATTERN);
if (subject == null)
subject = "";
else
subject = subject.toString();
var escapedSubject = escape(subject.toLowerCase());
var answer = bot.personality.dp.getPhraseContaining(escapedSubject);
if (!answer)
answer = "I don't know anything about " + e.matchresult[1];
if (answer.charCodeAt(0) != 1)
e.replyTo.say(e.user.unicodeName + ", " + answer);
else
e.replyTo.say(answer);
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/speak about (\S+)/i, f);
bot.personality.addHook(/talk about (\S+)/i, f);
bot.personality.addHook(/say something about (\S+)/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
var answer = bot.personality.dp.getPhraseContaining("%01ACTION");
if (!answer)
answer = "I can't do a thing.";
e.replyTo.say(answer);
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/do something/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
var ary = bot.personality.dp.getPhraseWeights(e.matchresult[1]);
var c = bot.personality.dp.getPhraseWeight(e.matchresult[1]);
e.replyTo.say(e.user.unicodeName + ", that phrase weighs " +
c + ": " + ary);
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/weigh (.+)/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
var word = e.matchresult[1].toLowerCase();
var pivot = bot.personality.dp.getPivot(word);
var result = "";
if (pivot)
{
var list, w, l;
list = pivot.previousList;
w = list.getListWeights();
l = list.getListLinks();
if (w.length != l.length)
e.replyTo.say("warning: previous list mismatched.");
for (var i = 0; i < Math.max(w.length, l.length); i++)
result += ("`" + l[i] + "'" + w[i] + " ");
if (result.length > 250)
result += "\n";
result += ( "[" + word + "]" );
if (result.length > 250)
result += "\n";
list = pivot.nextList;
w = list.getListWeights();
l = list.getListLinks();
if (w.length != l.length)
e.replyTo.say("warning: next list mismatched.");
for (var i = 0; i < Math.max(w.length, l.length); i++)
result += (" `" + l[i] + "'" + w[i]);
}
else
{
result = "- [" + word + "] -";
}
e.replyTo.say(result);
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/pivot (.*)/i, f);
/* dp hooks end */
f = function(e)
{
print("I can hear you.");
e.replyTo.say(e.user.unicodeName + ", yes, I am.");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/are you alive(\?)?/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
if (!userIsOwner(e.user))
{
e.replyTo.say("nope.");
return;
}
chan = e.matchresult[1];
if (chan.charAt(0) != "#")
chan = "#" + chan;
e.server.sendData("join " + chan + "\n");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/join\s+(\S+)\.*/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
if (!userIsOwner(e.user))
{
e.channel.say("nope.");
return false;
}
chan = e.matchresult[1];
if (chan.charAt(0) != "#")
chan = "#" + chan;
e.server.sendData("part " + chan + "\n");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/part\s+(\S+)\.*/i, f);
bot.personality.addHook(/leave\s+(\S+)\.*/i, f);
f = function (e)
{
e.replyTo.say("mmmmmmm. Thanks " + e.user.unicodeName + ".");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/botsnack/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
e.replyTo.act("blushes");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/you rock/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
if (e.matchresult[1] == "me")
e.replyTo.act("hugs " + e.user.unicodeName);
else
e.replyTo.act("hugs " + e.matchresult[1]);
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/hug (.*)/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
if (e.matchresult[1] == "me")
e.replyTo.say(e.user.unicodeName + ", :*");
else
e.replyTo.say(e.matchresult[1] + ", :*");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/kiss (\w+)/, f);
f = function (e)
{
e.replyTo.say(e.user.unicodeName + ", I'll try :(");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook
(/(shut up)|(shaddup)|(be quiet)|(keep quiet)|(sssh)|(stfu)/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
if (!userIsOwner(e.user))
{
e.replyTo.say("No.");
}
else
{
for (var n in bot.networks)
bot.networks[n].quit("Goodnight.");
}
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/(go to bed)|(go to sleep)|(sleep)/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
e.replyTo.say(":)");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook
(/(smile)|(rotfl)|(lmao)|(rotflmao)|(look happy)|(you(.)?re smart)/i, f);
/* (/(smile)|(rotfl)|(lmao)|(rotflmao)|(you(.)?re funny)|(look happy)|(you(.)?re smart)/i, f); */
f = function(e)
{
e.replyTo.say(":(");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/(frown)|(don(.)?t like you)|(look sad)/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
e.replyTo.say(">:|");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/(look mad)|(beat you up)/i, f);
f = function(e)
{
e.replyTo.say(":/");
return false;
};
bot.personality.addHook(/(look confused)|(i like windows)/i, f);
}